Crepe

A girlfriend who is so lazy you have to roll her off you when cuddling like a crepe. Will often reside folded up on a bed in a crepe-like manner.

My girlfriend is such a crepe, it takes all my strength to get up sometimes

by symphonic July 25, 2016

cryke

a "crazy dyke"

can also be used "CRYKEY!" as an exclamatory phrase when observing crazy dyke behavior
not to be confused with the dearly missed steve irwin's "CRIKEY"

"omg, you're being such a cryke rn, but..... this is why i love you!!"
"CRYKEY!! YOU BAD BITCH!!!"

by yolpie August 16, 2017

Crapenstein

A person that makes many trips to the bathroom in a day! They also have agonized looks as if they were a monster!

I knew with the continuous stream of flatulence, he was a real CRAPENSTEIN!

by Mountainchik December 30, 2018

Crape

The act of raping your cousin

Brewgene craped at the family barbecue last year.

by ENH February 25, 2019

purple crape

when a male ties his penis so tightly and so long that when he unties it it stays purple.

guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape

friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker

by Snor 1 November 14, 2011

crepe susette

noun -

French slang for tranny penis.

Why don't you go suck on a crepe susette.

by DrThodt August 7, 2010

fire cryp

Marijuana bud sharing a common salvia or crpy strain that is usually more potent and "dank" then simply a cryp bud.

"This fire cryp is so strong man, im trippin' my balls off"

by Dan May 13, 2005