Crunchy Ed

Nickname for Elizabeth
The most awsome chic!

Crunchy Ed is here!!

by Crunchy_ April 2, 2009

crunchy con

A fiscal republican with some liberal social views.

Nancy Reagan is a crunchy con about stem cell research.

The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.

by Newtonius Rex March 23, 2009

crunchy cucumber

When a girl gives you head then bites down and you shoot you're load in her mouth.

Calvin was getting the best head, then his bitch bit down and made him a crunchy cucumber!

by couch69 May 2, 2014

Crunchies

The main stalk in a lettuce leaf that provides a crunchy texture and ruins a good salad

This salad was mostly crunchies which made it basically inedible

by Mbwata December 26, 2017

crunchy frog

Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.

Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked

Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.

Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.

Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.

by Hard Pork Corn May 24, 2019

hot crunchy curls

Created by Vinters, the “Chicago style snacks”, these chips are deep red, and similar to a hot cheeto puff flavor, but has a regular crunchy Cheeto texture. Mostly bought by African Americans.

Thotttiana: Watchu want from the sto?
Shanaquia:girl, you know I want some damn hot crunchy curls! 💦

by Sorryiwashigh November 28, 2017

Kitty Cat Crunchies

Dried cat droppings and urine absorbed into cat litter. Usually termed once the pet dog is munching out on said litter described above.

I caught the dog munching out on kitty cat crunchies. Gross, but they should totally make a dog food like that. It would sell like crazy!

by hardtopickname February 27, 2013