Originating as a north eastern term thats is most commonly associated with the union square neighborhood of New York City. An art critic is a person who is specialized in analyzing interpreting and evaluating art.
*looks at some shitty bowls and laughs*
Artist - Are you laughing at my work?
Meg- No I’m an art critic.
Artist - Are you laughing at my work?
Meg- No I’m an art critic.
by Notpa October 25, 2019
Get the Art criticmug. Somebody who gives really bad opinions, then decides whether or not to change their opinion to be more agreeable based on the people's reaction around them.
Zack: "Astroworld is Travis Scott's worst album."
Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.
Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."
Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.
Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."
Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
by EnderThatGuy February 5, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's criticmug. A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.
My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.
by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019
Get the Critical mistakemug. also: micro-criticism, microcriticism, micro-criticize, micro-criticized
1: A statement, action, or incident regarded as an instance of indirect, subtle, or unintentional expression of disapproval of someone or something based on perceived faults or mistakes.
2: Criticising someone by using a different person as an example. Not necessarily intentional.
3: Intentionally criticising a person covertly, in an easily deniable way, as the actual subject being criticized is not referenced directly, but is only hinted at through situational context. A technique sometimes used in "gaslighting".
1: A statement, action, or incident regarded as an instance of indirect, subtle, or unintentional expression of disapproval of someone or something based on perceived faults or mistakes.
2: Criticising someone by using a different person as an example. Not necessarily intentional.
3: Intentionally criticising a person covertly, in an easily deniable way, as the actual subject being criticized is not referenced directly, but is only hinted at through situational context. A technique sometimes used in "gaslighting".
"My mother's story about a former friend was a pretext to micro-critize my life's choices."
"He made a micro-criticism when he said to me that he hates that other person's pants, while I was wearing the same kind.
"When I confronted her for insinuating I was fat, she got defensive and said I misunderstood, she was talking about other people, not me. I felt bad for getting mad, but we were talking about me in the first place. Was it a micro-criticism, or am I overly sensitive?"
"He made a micro-criticism when he said to me that he hates that other person's pants, while I was wearing the same kind.
"When I confronted her for insinuating I was fat, she got defensive and said I misunderstood, she was talking about other people, not me. I felt bad for getting mad, but we were talking about me in the first place. Was it a micro-criticism, or am I overly sensitive?"
by Spider689 January 21, 2022
Get the micro-criticismmug. by wildmanhunt January 3, 2019
Get the critical repositioningmug. Hym "Stop criticizing A.I. as if you don't know I can just fix it immediately. You're an asshole and a dumb one. The A.I. isn't the problem. The people doing it are doing it wrong. They're reverse-engineering someone else's work."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2024
Get the Criticizing A.I.mug. Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.
"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
by bustrud March 9, 2023
Get the critical coffeemug.