Half-Life crisis

One has a half-life crisis the night before a large project or a big test is coming up the next day in ones Chemistry class.

Man, I'm stupid! Why did I ever take AP Chemistry? I've already exposed myself to 7 different types of radiation, and this project is due before I can go in for treatment! Pretty soon, I won't have a half-life crisis, I'll have a no-life crisis!

by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005

crigest

When you eat so much food that you can't help but simultaneously cry while you digest.

After three $5 pizzas, a carton of ice cream, and 8oz of coke, I'm just going to go home, sit in the corner, and crigest while I hate myself.

by S0phizt0cat3d September 11, 2014

Crisscross Apple vagina

An act committed by two lady callers that involves 4 legs and two vaginas and a lot of leg power.

Those young lady's were crisscross Apple vagina all night.

by Breadsticks&croutons April 26, 2016

Criselly

Gorgeous, adorable, and someone who says nice things about you when you aren't around

Criselly is a gorgeous girl that will say nice things about you

by Kiana9999 April 13, 2017

crisising

the present state of having a crisis

gosh dang im crisising, what can i do now?

by queetinmurk July 14, 2018

crisstonia

A very quite person on the phone but likes to talk in person. She is a girlfriend that won’t break up with you and instead will try to work it out and don’t take a word anyone says. She is pretty and fun to hang with. She is mad nice to you if you are on her good side but she can lock you out if you’re on her bad side. Even if she hates you she will still try to cheer you up.

I thought she wasn’t friends with that person anymore

She isn’t but she is a crisstonia

by True man $$ February 23, 2020

Dimensional Crisis

When you love a book, movie, TV show, etc. so much that you wish that those characters or the fantasy itself was real; if you wish that you could live in a fairytale or dimension alongside your favorite characters, you are experiencing a dimensional crisis. Most often experienced by teenage girls with unhealthy obsessions or people who find themselves enamored with the idea of a certain storybook realm or certain characters. Most often experienced right after finishing a beloved movie, book, or series of some sort. Side effects can be temporary sadness and/or frustration caused by the fact that you are aware that your wish will never come true.

"Have you ever wished that you could live in Harry Potter's dimension and see all the cool creatures? Or live in a Disney movie and marry the Prince?"
"Dude, I think you're having a dimensional crisis, you need to come back down to Earth, those things aren't real."
"I know, but I wish they were. It's kind of frustrating that I'll never see Diagon Alley, and I'm sad that I can't marry Prince Charming. This sucks."

by Justadreamr July 9, 2014