Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 25, 2017

Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.

"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."

by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017

crippling poo

It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles

I just did a crippling poo

by Scrubface June 25, 2017

Cripple 07

When someone breaks a leg or ankle in a retarted way

Dude she was texting and walking and broke her ankle in a pothole she's a cripple 07

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

Nipple cripple

The act of twisting or pinching a male's nipple until his nipple becomes a dark shade of purple.

I was sleeping when My friend Mike shouted "Nipple cripple" and took ahold of my nipple and twisted it until it became a dark shade of purple.

by dudeguy4life February 20, 2017

crippled ass mf

when a male has too much pride and fucks up his limbs, specifically his legs, because he didn’t want to seem like a bitch… even tho he rly is.

Chris is now a crippled ass mf because he didn’t want to look like a bitch in front of the coach and his friends.

by lillbodybenz October 15, 2021

Crippled Cody

Receding to someone who makes a stupid mistake, says something dumb, or doesn't think something through.

Tyler- "Isn't the Sun a planet?"
Jill- "Oh my gosh Tyler, you didn't just say that."
Tyler- "what?"
Jill- "Nothing you're just being a total Crippled Cody."

by I'm Kinda Donkey September 18, 2021