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Creeping Nukism 

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.
TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TMC Ragan, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”
Creeping Nukism by Torsiondrummer November 12, 2023
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Creeping Nukism 

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.
TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TM Chief, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”
Creeping Nukism by Torsiondrummer November 17, 2023
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Dude, he's such a creepir bro.
creepir by awergljk1211 May 11, 2024

Creeping Carl 

A Carl that stalks his girlfriend by setting up cameras in various places in the house to spy on her without her knowledge. He prefers to collect videos of his girlfriend naked or having sex with him.
"Is Becky dating the Creeping Carl now? Seriously, why would she do that."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."
Creeping Carl by Alleged-Leigh July 11, 2025

Reverse Creeping 

When you are being a creeper on someone in a certain situation and infact the person or persons you creepin' on, are creeping on you.
I was looking out my window and creeping on some eldery folks when I realized they were reverse creeping on me!
Reverse Creeping by J-trav05 October 30, 2008

Counter-Creeping 

The act of creeping on those who creep on you in order to keep them at arm's length.
That guy was staring at me for hours, so now I'm counter-creeping him by commenting on all of his facebook pictures with winky-faces.
Counter-Creeping by Luke Rolyat November 17, 2010

cock creeping 

yeah sarah, let's go on a cock creep!

yeah beth, i loved it last night when we were cock creeping!
cock creeping by THECOOL> January 2, 2012