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Creaming your cookies

A spin off the words "cookies and cream" it's to express when someone is fucking WINNING at a game or match. You are creaming their cookies. And it's sweet and delicious - like cookies and cream ice cream.
"I'm creaming your cookies!"

"Jesus that team is getting their cookies creamed."

"You're challenging me? Sounds like someone needs to get their cookies creamed."
by CornHustler March 12, 2023
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Cheating Billy

A cheating Billy is one who all intent purposes is a fucking loser who is good at nothing and goons all day
I always knew Kevin was a Cheating Billy
by Raging alcoholic gooner September 19, 2023
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Whipped Creaming

When a man jizzes on the top of someone's head. It has to be sporadic, and can only occur if the recipient says "pretty please" right before climax. Variably, the man can top the creation with a Maraschino cherry.
"Last night, I was raw-dawging this girl, and at the very last second she yells PRETTY PLEASE. So I yanked it out and whip-creamed on the top of her head! I never even knew she liked whipped creaming! I made her call me Louis Pasteur, too."
by masterdarkly January 6, 2014
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instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.
Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"
by lul435623147813 April 24, 2014
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Reverse Cheating

Telling Person A you’re dating Person B and Person B you’re dating Person A, when in reality you’re dating no one.
Dude, I’m reverse cheating! Gwen thinks I’m dating Leah, and Leah thinks I’m dating Gwen!
by Sulfur December 31, 2020
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Mirco Cheating

When in a relationship but secretly DM's other people for hook ups. Whether they intend on hooking up or not! Aka emotional infidelity
His Mirco cheating again, found out last night, after some chick messaged me this"Keep your man Cam out of my DMS. He messaged me to hook up when his in a relationship with you". You deserve better
by Kinglord September 2, 2022
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macro cheating

Macro Cheating is getting as far as you can sexually with a person without swapping bodily fluids while in another sexual partnership or relationship. Can also be considered a non-ethical non monogamous situation (depending on who you ask).
Suzie was macro cheating on Mel. Mel forgave her because they did everything but swap fluids.
by Sharingmytruthpod April 24, 2023
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