Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?
Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol
Nick: You're dust!
Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol
Nick: You're dust!
by Big N64 February 25, 2009
Get the Couch Patrol mug.Anyone over the age of 15 who's only ambition in life is to play video games. Especially online, muliplayer, games like HALO and Black ops.
"My brother and his friend's are such couch nerds!" The only time they stop playing Black ops is to go to the bathroom or to get more Cheetos.
by Powr Botm 217 February 18, 2013
Get the couch nerd mug.A person who, buy there own choice, has no one place to live but "stays" with different friends and relatives usually until the welcome is worn out then moves to a different couch.
We will never be able to track this guy down because he's a couch dweller.
Don't write the bond on that guy as he is obviously a couch dweller.
Don't write the bond on that guy as he is obviously a couch dweller.
by The King of Dinner Time September 14, 2014
Get the couch dweller mug.When you are high from smoking marijuana and you experience a unique phenomenon during which Your skeleton is too heavy for your muscles to support you're on able to move or struggle severely, if you do move.
I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now.
by four.25 October 1, 2019
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Get the pouch in the couch mug.A Crusty couch is a piece of furniture used frequently for masturbation.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.
Xavier: Hey Nathaniel, why don't you make you're self comfortable and have a seat!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!
by XXXrolland September 20, 2016
Get the Crusty Couch mug.That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.
David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020
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