Cooter

The female love box, more commonly referred to as the vajayjay.

Gee whiz, your cooter really smells funny

by Kryger January 13, 2009

cooter

1. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
2. A similar part in some invertebrates.
Synonyms - see vagina, poon, cunt, twat, pussy, etc

"Either your cooters work, or they don't" -Tina Fey, Weekend Update (Saturday Night Live)

"I think I popped my cooter bone out." -Lindsay Lohan, Appalachian Emergency Room (Saturday Night Live)

Apparently SNL likes to use that word...

by ithinkipoppedmycooterboneout September 5, 2005

cooterfloop

Something so fucked up. You really can't think of something to say about it. Honestly, who can think of this?

PenisNocker: You Ass Licking Thundercunt!
CockFlapper: Shut the fuck up Cooterfloop!
PenisNocker: Wtf?

by Troy Winters June 23, 2006

cooterflap licker

Anyone who eats cooter. But, in most cases is used as another name for a lesbian.

See those two hot girls over there? I bet they're both SH5 cooterflap lickers.

by John Fowler June 13, 2007

cooterflap

Can be used as another name for vagina, or another name for the lips of the vagina.

That girl had abnormally large cooterflaps. They practically clapped SH5 in perfect rhythm when she walked naked across the room.

by John Fowler June 14, 2007

Cooter nugget

Anything that falls or protrudes out of a womens vagina. Example: Tampon, discharge due to a STD, a baby, something nasty...

Thats one hell of a cooter nugget she has.

by Wil Mother Fucking Lay May 7, 2008

Cooter Gag

A Penis.

It was a low blow kicking him in the cooter gag.

by JDC54 February 7, 2009