Corpse Surf

The act of having a fainted Pokemon use the move, Surf, outside of battle to ride across bodies of water, even though it is not able to be used in battle.

Guy #1: SHIT!!! How am I going to get across the Whirl Islands now?
Guy #2: Dude, just use Surf
Guy #1: I can't Poliwag fainted.
Guy #2: You could always Corpse Surf.
Guy #1: Oh Yeahhhh

by Gorillafaceoff October 2, 2011

corpsesexual

Ayo this is for you ;) PFFT-

someone "did you know im corpsesexual? "
someone else "no."

by kaori 🪐 January 23, 2021

corpsehusbandsexual

Someone who is extremely attracted to Corpse husbands sexy personality and/or voice

Random guy: Hey, you wanna go out?
You: NO! I'M CORPSEHUSBANDSEXUAL!

by corpse_husband.SIMP January 14, 2021

Go fuck a corpse in the ass

The new badass way to tell someone to “fuck off”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go fuck a corpse in the ass. you damn blimey scum

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020

corpse sexual

When you have a crush on corpse and only corpse 😝

Omg y’all I’m corpse sexual

by Billie and corpse are hot January 23, 2021

Corpse Nametag

Another name for a gravestone.

He wants his Corpse nametag to say "Here lies Jack, the craziest Mofo around."

by Holly Huntsburg May 6, 2011

Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.

Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.

by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012