convenient amnesia

A self-serving partial or total loss of memory often used as a tool by politicians who often promise wondrous things only to renege on their promises once elected.

To curry favor with the masses Vermin Love Supreme promised ponies for everyone, but once elected, however, he got convenient amnesia.

by MurdochMaxwell October 20, 2020

Conversation Hostage Situation

When you really dont want to talk with someone but are to respectful to tell them to fuck off

Oh my god I was in a Conversation Hostage Situation with James For two whole hours!

by Merrgear August 13, 2021

convertible mode

The act of pulling one's foreskin back from their penis.
Do ya'll put it in convertible mode when y'all piss?

Cindy finally let me sleep with her, needless to say I went convertible mode.

Hey just making sure, we going convertible mode for this?
Do ya'll put it in convertible mode when y'all piss?

by vietnamviking August 23, 2021

douche convention

The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.

"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."
"He's probably at a douche convention"

by Pat Owen December 9, 2008

Fuckwit Convention

Any gathering of people that seems to have a strong majotity of dimwits, bogans, douches or randoms.

Let's get out of this bar, man. It's a fuckwit convention.

by Mighty-D April 7, 2011

international convention

International convention or IC is a once a year event where Jewish teens "come to touch boobies and get their dick sucked" -Hoodie Allen.

The dance floor at international convention is a fucking orgy.

by JEWish March 12, 2015

delayed conversationalism

A rare disease causing people to constantly be one sentence behind in conversation without realizing it.

That guy with delayed conversationalism always ruins social gatherings, because he will accidentally insult people to their faces.

by Frank Hagglemann August 1, 2016