computer science

The bane of my existence. Why did I ever decide to minor in computer science?? I wish I could invent a time machine and go back in time and intercept myself before I declared it as my minor. I would then proceed to kick my own ass.

Computer science raped my GPA

by Rat Bastard November 9, 2003

Compersion

"Compersion" is the secondhand feeling of happiness you get when you see someone else happy.

I feel compersion when I see a toddler happy; I don't know if I love her, but I do indeed feel compersion for her.

by Cheeku Naman April 4, 2019

Apple Computers

Door stops

my apple computer keeps my door opened.

by Evolutiontimesten January 17, 2004

computer

The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.

the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!

by elvis on the toilet. would you like a sandwhich? February 18, 2004

Comptroller

A person who lingers around service industry establishments such as Bars with the intent of receiving drinks, food, etc.

The Comptroller left the bar after no one would buy her a free drink.

by ParadiseBartender June 22, 2011

Computer Sexy

A woman who's online photos are sexy, but in person she isn't.

Bill: Damn! That Myspace photo is hot!
Jeremy: Nah, she's just computer sexy. I saw her at the bar and she was missing teeth and had a gut.

by J Unity October 2, 2008

Computer Stupidities

The best website for computer jokes and stuff.

Computer Stupidities is awesome! I read it all the time.

by Midna! July 20, 2009