blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 16, 2009

Hulked a Condom

When you break a condom while having sex because you were giving it to her like the HULK.

I was giving it to her good and I hulked a condom!

I need Magnum XL's because I just keep hulking condoms

by KornyKev March 10, 2011

compromised condom

a condom that was intentionally poked with with a needle than given to someone to use

Dude I gave Garret that compromised condom and I'm pretty sure he's using it with Liz right now, haha sucks for her.

by tony pinto December 30, 2007

condom fart

The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake.

Danny: It's been two days and I'm still having condom farts.

Bert: It never stops.

Danny: I'm scared.

by bobertwho December 2, 2010

iPod Condom

The act of placing an ipod (usually ipod touch) in a plastic zip lock bag and bringing it the shower to masturbate. It helps prevents herpies and other STDs.

"Did you here what David did?!?"

"No what?"
"He he forgot an iPod Condom and electricuted the Shit out of himself."
"You mean he forgot protection"
"Yeah"

by smerigs43 September 27, 2011

condom game

Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want. it is played in a supermarket. u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping. Then u follow them to the checkout and see what happens. You score a point if they dont notice and purchase them. but if they notice them and put them aside u get nothing. a fun game to play.

Lachie won the condom game because the granny purchased them.

by happyfeet... December 24, 2006

Condom

The one thing that can actually make or break your future as a young adult.

It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.

Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.

This one time, my friend Tootsie told me she's fearing she was pregnant- again. I recalled her telling me about her previous four abortions and that if she got pregnant again she'd have the baby this time around.

I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.

by TheSpectacularOne April 10, 2009