Cooker Beat

A sexual position, where the woman bent over like a cooker and the man inserts his penis into the woman, very much like the word "doggy style".

I'll be doing the cooker beat with her tonight mate.

by Nicholas Embleton - Jamie Gray March 31, 2009

Cookery

(Adj.) the art, practice or study of cooking ones mind with various illiced substances more than the average human would.

In result creating a person to act and talk in a cooked like manner.

Dave: hey nyenda whats the time?

Nyenda: pretty sure its july........pass the dortios??

Dave:.......cookery.

by Mrpetersmith November 24, 2013

fire caker

one who portrays there actions that come across in a very homosexual matter.

hey man i can't believe ur wearing high heels to the football team party. You are acting like such a fire caker.

by AlexBnard August 17, 2007

quief caker

The overly enjoyed pleasure of having a vagina fart in your mouth.

"WOW, that tastes like tuna"
"Shut up you quief caker"

by IamNOTaQUIEFcaker {|}^-^ March 22, 2005

Gas Cooker.

Northern English slang term for a game of snooker.

Bob : Game of Darts Dave?
Dave : No thats a game for girlies, lets have some gas cooker.

by Disco147 February 25, 2009

Getting Colker'd

To be irritated or provoked by Christian Colkers with persistent petty distractions, trifling raillery, or other annoyance, often in 302.

- On failure of a Samsung application "iPhone's are better. Should've got an iPhone."
- "Wow, I am getting Colker'd".

by ColkerdVictim May 16, 2011

frenching the croaker

Rimming
licking bum

"Robbie, what did you do last night?" Vicki asked.
"I was frenching the croaker" said Robbie

by haha47 February 19, 2009