Clutcher

A secret-keeper; to clutch is to know some of the best gossip but keep it tight-lipped.

My mother thinks I'll be an awful clutcher, because I spill things from stirring them to quickly. -Kate Nash

by Chel-say November 3, 2011

Groin Clench

When a girl gets an involuntary twinge in the groin region as a result of thinking of/ witnessing something arousing.

Keenan: Did you SEE Channing Tatum in uniform in Dear John?
Caitlin: YES, I groin clenched so bad!

by BaileyBoo28 April 21, 2011

Smuckernut Crunch

A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.

A: dude, are you in the mood for a smuckernut crunch ?
B: hell yea mann. so clutch.

by smuckernut July 21, 2010

Clutchocity

A measure of one's clutch.

wow, hes got mad clutchocity.

by Cap'n Clutch June 20, 2009

clinchers disease

When you are about to take victory, but fail to win near the end, especially when victory should be assured. This term is usually used after repeated occurrences.

"Innumerable chances came Parrott's way in the remaining frames but the 1991 world champion was gripped by "clinchers disease" - the inability to clinch winning positions."

He went on to lose this match, even though he was winning by 5-1 in a first to 6 match. His opponent took the next 6 frames in a row to win 6-5.

by Fleecemaster October 4, 2012

Clutch of Lesbians

The collective noun for a group of lesbians and/or otherwise queer individuals who present as female.

Oh man, that clutch of lesbians over there look like they're having fun. I should introduce myself.

by land_of_what May 31, 2013

clutch kick

The act of pushing the accelerator to a certain point, and kicking the clutch to innitiate a drift.

Woah Donnie! You clutch kicked the shit out of that 240!

by #TeamDonnie September 21, 2016