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The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail.
by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022
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Jalisco fruit punch cocktail

When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.
Dam my Boi Mimi's ass is so fat I want to give her the jalisco fruit punch cocktail, no cap!!!
by Horchatalover69 July 14, 2023
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cocktalker

A person (male or female) who won't stop building themselves up. To inflate their ego so high, people around can't help but get a pin.
Hey man! I'm the best at meeting (men or women). James bond or Heidi Fleiss has nothing on me. I can talk the stink out of a skunk.
"You're just a cocktalker, so just shut-up"!!
by tedshado July 15, 2010
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Cocktail Party

When a group of at least 4 males masturbate to ejaculation into a wine glass, and then pour it onto an unsuspecting sleeping, or passed out (drunk) females face at a party. Usually a passive aggressive way to settle a score.
Joe: Man, that cunt Abby just slapped you in the face dude..

Chris: I know man......You thinking what I'm thinkng?

Both: Cocktail Party!!!
by C0kt@l3 w8tr December 15, 2012
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Mazal Tav Cocktail

An ignited, gasoline-filled, glass bottle intended to cause destruction to the person or property of a Palestinian.
"We should throw a molotov cocktail on the road."-Chris
"I thought it was called a "mazal tav cocktail"-Pete
"No, a Mazal Tav Cocktail is like a molotov cocktail, except aimed at a palestinian."-Phil
by phil_zeller August 23, 2008
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Hungarian Cocktail

Involves watching a sporting event, consuming alcohol, and receiving a blowjob, at the same time.
I was watching the game when the wifey brought over a beer and gave me a Hungarian Cocktail.
by Man_of_Troy November 23, 2010
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Shitty Cocktail

A mixed alcoholic drink (consumers choice) but containing a sleeping aid and laxatives. Guaranteed to knock you on your ass and so good you'll shit your pants.
Target the loudest most obnoxious member of the party.

Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'
by Erodon November 9, 2012
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