midget in a bean bag chair

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.

Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

by Jerry G. April 11, 2007

CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.

TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

claire's ass

The fattest ass you've ever seen

P1: Yo look over there, is her ass as fat as claire's ass?
P2: Na thats impossible there is no ass as fat as claire's ass.

by Mattk26 February 25, 2017

claire marie

a tall, blonde, athletic and beautiful girl. she is someone that is great to talk to and can keep almost any secret unless it harms someone that she loves. she doesn't care about popularity or the "status quo" she just cares about the people that she loves and even those who she doesn't love! everyone loves to be around her because she is so fair and forgiving. she never would intentionally harm someone. she is just an overall great girl!

"that claire marie I can tell her anything"
"Claire marie is soo nice I love her!"

by caliemarie August 22, 2011

Arabian lawn chair

When you suck your own dick while a tranny is pissing in your asshole, resembling a lawn chair.

Jennifer gave Me a wild Arabian lawn chair last night

by corn in my bum May 26, 2015

Whale Chair

A motorized wheel chair that is used by the morbidly obese who are too lazy to walk.

-Wow dude, look at that guy over there in that whale chair!
-yea, he should totally be walking instead of letting that machine do all the work...

by ReiRei December 11, 2006

Claire

A girl with brunette hair who seems to have a sweet and bubbly personality and is very outgoing. She will do anything for her friends and family, but she makes sure that people never realize that really she is sad and just needs someone to understand. Really she is timmid, anxious and depressed but she will never let anyone see that sude of her. She loves the arts and animals and reading, writting, science and math. She also loves to be active and stand up for what she believes in.

Claire giggled and gave her friend a bug smile and a hug before going home and secretly crying herself to sleep and fughting her inner battle to remain healthy and safe from her own hands.

by Isuck_anyway July 9, 2018