Cheese and crackers

A nickname for a girl whose vagina smells of cheese and crackers. Generally after fingering cheese and crackers, the smell lingers for several hours.

Man I was with cheese and crackers last night. My fingers still reek.

by ddb92 December 7, 2009

clacker

a Chinese Redneck

We saw two clackers buying bulk paper towels.

by Tomminator October 30, 2011

toss for eating crackers

beautiful babes are exceptions to the rule. Hot chicks do not get tossed out of bed for eating crackers and leaving crumbs.

Kim is so hot she won't get toss for eating crackers

by Astral Brownie September 28, 2006

mad as crackers

Foolish, confused, crazy, deranged, not mentally sound. Used to describe someone who is no longer playing with a full deck of cards.

For lack of psychiatric care, Van Gogh eventually went mad as crackers, cut off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute.

by Jade.Green October 3, 2009

animal crackers

da best gamecon team ever joined!!was the animal crackers i know they lost this year now the half breed tataga will frikin own you that you will be crying like a litle pussy! haha lol

the animal crackers won 1st place suckers!!

by Kobee January 13, 2008

clickers

The dried-up turd nuggets that remain attached to one's anal hair when one does not procede with proper wipeing. Not to be mistaken with bogg-roll residue.

Dude. I WOULD have, but that cunt had clickers all 'round her rear-end !

by Clockwork Nic June 21, 2007

Sniff'n peckers for crackers

The act where one individual sniffs a male's anatomy for the reward of a cracker.

John: I have a bad taste in my mouth, can I borrow your toothbrush?

Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?

by Tollhouse April 11, 2008