cigarette

A magic wand that destroys your lungs, clears up your brain, and kills millions of people without effort.

This magic wand can also cause you to see things that aren't there.

That cigarette killed my mom!

This cigarette will taste nasty, but will make me happy.

by DannyRebus November 29, 2010

niggarette

any cigarette with menthol in it.. because god forbid a nigger smoke a non menthol cigarette.

ay homie you got a niggarette.?
naw mane all i got is these marlboro reds

by geemagic May 25, 2007

Cigarettes

The best damn thing that the man has EVER created. All these "Truth" adds can fuck off becasuse in reality ciggs have kept my girlfriend alive because if she quit then her blood sugar would get all fucked up.

Give me some cigarettes before I kick this guys ass.

by Jeremy Dehart July 8, 2006

cigarette

Tobacco rolled up in paper with a filter. They are smoked in order to obtain the nicotine in the tobacco. Some people are social smokers (1-3 a day) and some are heavy smokers (a pack a day). Some smoke even more.

Cigarettes were cool and acceptable in the 1920s-1960s but today they are considered uncool. They are responsible for many deadly diseases like lung cancer and strokes. In many parts of North America you can only smoke outside, in your home or in certain hotel rooms. People look like idiots when they try to hold them.

For those earlier posters who try to defend smoking: You're not fooling anyone. We are trying to help you realize you are wasting your money on something that will kill you. Don't ask for sympathy when you get lung cancer from me. Smoking is the most disgusting habit in the face of the earth and if you smoke, you're inferior.

Look at all the people with cigarettes outside the office building. They are so uncool.

by Marshall Rousso August 24, 2006

cigarette

A round shaped stick of pleasure to smoke when walking home after a stressful day of school, a couple a day aint harmful but if the habit picks up it could lead to health problems. Camel lights have an awesome taste and smell with a decent buzz, vice versa for Newports. The buzz especially awesome after gettin high.
Also known as a square.
Also something that makes me not give a shit that im 18 yet, ill get one when i want one and smoke one when i get one!

As im walkin home from skool
A friend of mine:Hey whats up?
Me:Another shitty day at skool just ended
Friend:Sounds like you need a cigarette
Me:Got one?
Friend:Dont i always
Me:Got a lighter?
Friend:I got matches
Me:Good enough, let it light!
Friend:Here ya go
Me:Youre the best! I feel the buzz already, what kind is this?
Friend:Newport
Me:Wow you are the best, thats just the kind i needed!
And we both walk home with people drivin by givin' us looks as were goin on puffin smoke, but we dont give a shit cuz nothings a problem anymore as long as we got the buzz

by some teen dude June 16, 2006

cigarette boner

When you bump your cigarette into something but don't quite lose the cherry, it turns up wards and forms a "cigarette boner" that continues to curl upwards

"Fuck I bumped my cigarette....it's ok I just got a cigarette boner now."

by ayfoxtron November 3, 2008

cigarette

Tobacco rolled tightly in paper, more often than not with a filter in the back end. Yes, they're harmful and expensive, but who wants to be rolling in a few extra hundred dollars when they're 85, anyway? My favourites are Du Maurier Special Mild and Peter Jackson, although Camel Lights will do in a pinch.

Ah, fuck, I've only got my wish smoke left. Can't split it.

by El Gordo October 19, 2004