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Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.
Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023
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chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
by penisshakes April 16, 2023
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Chronic Flush

The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.

May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.
Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.

Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.

*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.
by Barca,A February 1, 2010
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chronic alcoholic

An alcoholic who also loves to smoke chronic.
John is a chronic alcoholic, he loves to smoke chronic when he's drinking.
by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013
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Chronic Gay

Being gay over a long period of time; Being gay during different historical moments.
Oh hey, That's Joey! The one with Chronic Gay!
by Nobyhar123 July 6, 2019
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Chronic Life

Chronic Life is living day to day with Chronic Pain, Chronic Stress, Chronic Smoking or anything that has to do with Chronic habits or illness. Thousands a day are effected by Chronic living and to many this becomes a lifestyle which is what they call their Chronic Life
Organization in Denver helps people with their Chronic Life
by GoogleNews December 18, 2019
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Chronic dissatisfaction

When one feels endlessly dissatisfied. Also could be known as “grass is greener syndrome”.
Yo, bitch ass Max has Chronic dissatisfaction - he left his girl and is moving to Europe again.
by Lilkris July 7, 2020
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