Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

Chronic Gay

Being gay over a long period of time; Being gay during different historical moments.

Oh hey, That's Joey! The one with Chronic Gay!

by Nobyhar123 July 6, 2019

chronic attack

german grunge band from the 90's. destructional lyrics, not a very positive sound

Achronic attack is straight to the point - nowhere, straight from the heart, feeling nothing

by castaneda July 16, 2011

chronic alcoholic

An alcoholic who also loves to smoke chronic.

John is a chronic alcoholic, he loves to smoke chronic when he's drinking.

by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013

Chronic Life

Chronic Life is living day to day with Chronic Pain, Chronic Stress, Chronic Smoking or anything that has to do with Chronic habits or illness. Thousands a day are effected by Chronic living and to many this becomes a lifestyle which is what they call their Chronic Life

Organization in Denver helps people with their Chronic Life

by GoogleNews December 18, 2019

Chronic-mike

The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.

Chronic-mike love hotdogs.

by Ihatem1ke May 4, 2023