The Belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
by Matt (exoendo) February 22, 2008
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There is one God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible, and one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, who for men and their salvation came down and was made man, was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and suffered, and was buried, and the third day rose again, according to the Scriptures, and ascended into heaven, and sits on the right hand of the Father where he shall judge the quick and the dead.
In addition to these universal beliefs held by all Christians, they may also hold various, sometimes hotly contested, beliefs regarding literal interpretation of the scripture; the meaning and timing of baptism; the value and scriptural authority of confession, Eucharist, priests, bishops, or the church itself; and the necessity to proselytize one's faith. Many who hold one opinion on these matters deny that anyone who holds a different opinion are "real Christians".
There is one God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible, and one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, who for men and their salvation came down and was made man, was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and suffered, and was buried, and the third day rose again, according to the Scriptures, and ascended into heaven, and sits on the right hand of the Father where he shall judge the quick and the dead.
In addition to these universal beliefs held by all Christians, they may also hold various, sometimes hotly contested, beliefs regarding literal interpretation of the scripture; the meaning and timing of baptism; the value and scriptural authority of confession, Eucharist, priests, bishops, or the church itself; and the necessity to proselytize one's faith. Many who hold one opinion on these matters deny that anyone who holds a different opinion are "real Christians".
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What killed 90% of North America's native people.
Christianity is genocide!
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That's a damnable lie!
Many of the early Europeans who migrated here and many of our nation's founding fathers were NOT Christians.There were lots of Deists and rationalists and occultists and they were actually very anti-Christian!
What killed 90% of North America's native people.
Christianity is genocide!
Source: 1349 Fan, Mar "
That's a damnable lie!
Many of the early Europeans who migrated here and many of our nation's founding fathers were NOT Christians.There were lots of Deists and rationalists and occultists and they were actually very anti-Christian!
Oh well,history has been so twisted and people are so dumb nowdays that they believe the government and reject god.
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by Porrtrtra April 27, 2009
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by gwen wright April 28, 2013
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by millennium996 August 15, 2012
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