choking on an orange

When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard

That bob has such a big dick! I was totally choking on his orange last night.

by dangerous dave April 14, 2005

chikity choke

means to smoke marijuana/ or ciggaretttes

lets go chikity choke

by robert May 13, 2005

Choking the chicken

When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.

Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door

by wankachicken December 17, 2019

chokeit

Comes from choquette. The latter day saint of the the Catholic church.

comes from Choke
and it

by Kevin June 29, 2004

chikitita

noun: is a girl willing to be treated as a smorgas board or/and a doormat. She sleeps around and has no self-respect.

you're shuch a chikitita!
don't act like a chikitita.
you're acdting like a chikitita, stand up for your-self girl!

by polexia pox August 19, 2008

chikita

A red liquid that comes of out of a gay cat's dick when it get horny.

My gay cat was rubbing my leg and all of sudden chikita startding comeing out of his dick.

by Ricardo Iudice January 13, 2004

Chobits

1. n. Slang for the male genitailia.

Ex: A football just hit that guy in the chobits, and now he's on the floor vomiting! Awesome!

by Ed Weintraub: Manly Zookeeper April 9, 2010