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Chacone

1) Someone who goes out of their way to get someone else in trouble.
2) Someone who causes their own problems, yet names you as the source, to get you in trouble.

Working at the bottom of the totem pole job, ie: cashier, front desk, etc. where workers are easily replaceable and unreasonable guests have it out for you. You got them diet coke which they asked for, when all the sudden they believe they wanted a coke and it's your problem for not mind reading the situation. You had a slight altercation that in normal day life would go unnoticed, but since they are a customer and you are an employee they go above and beyond - calling corporate - to get you into trouble.
1) I was working the cashier the other day and I got chaconed by a customer.
Oh boy, what happened?
He said he wanted small fries, changed his mind to medium, and didn't want to pay extra. Then he started going above and beyond to management. It was this whole thing.
Yeah, I can't stand all these chaconers.

2) This guest tried chaconing me yesterday.
What happened this time?
We were valeting cars and I told him I would park it across the street. He complained to management saying I was going to park it 3 blocks away.
Haha, you always get chaconed man.
by Hockeyguy September 2, 2013
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Choccy Slam

When aggressive anal penetration is performed whilst the partner has diarrhea
The wife had some bad chicken so I finally got to do the choccy slam
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Choc-clit

Zone of arousal.

Believed to be located way up the batty pipe of all practitioners of the appaling pastime of shit-stabbing poovery.
‘After receiving his Olympic gold medal. Daley Tom’s choc-clit also received a tickle from his husband’s shit streaked prick. ‘Before being fisted beyond function’
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go to chico

I wait till the third date to go to Chico.
by grey1434 December 8, 2010
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Chocolate Bunny

A black girl who only dates out of her race
I met this gorgeous Chocolate Bunny on tinder last night
by Xuack December 30, 2017
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chocolate

adj. a description of something amazingly fantastic.
It was so chocolate when we stumbled upon the annual night of debauchery party.
by dstbandnt December 27, 2007
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Chocolate swirly

The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.
Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.
by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003
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