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Chocolate Chimp

When your mate dies in pubg for 5 minutes straight after dying
by HyFyR_ May 15, 2024
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CIA Chimp Chatter

A type of provocative online discourse often initiated by a Black person that’s designed to inflame, divide, or distract rather than educate or unify. Typically centers around rage-baiting topics with no real solution or productive outcome (e.g., “Black Americans have no culture,” “White men treat Black women better,” “African vs. African-American superiority debates”). Named for its algorithmic similarity to psychological warfare tactics and racialized mockery of primal behavior, implying that these conversations are staged distractions either knowingly or unknowingly pushed by algorithmic or institutional forces (like COINTELPRO 2.0) to fracture Black solidarity.
Nigga don’t pay attention to that ‘Black men ain’t providers’ post it’s just CIA chimp chatter. That shit made to get us arguing while Zuck gets paid.
by NIGGoku July 15, 2025
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Full-Chimp

An individual mindlessly aggressive in a meaningless attempt to assert dominance. Often seen trying to damage facial or genital regions of the other involved. Below average intelligence.
That person went Full-Chimp and bit off that poor dudes nuts.
by Aknownmouse September 10, 2025
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rip a chimp

80’s code word, mostly used by rock musicians on tour buses, for taking a shit.

Similar to “taking the kids to the water park.” “Slicing a loaf” “taking a dump” “the Browns made it to the Super Bowl
Give me a minute while I go rip a chimp.”
by Pulvie March 29, 2019
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4’10 chimp Cameron

If u ever find this nigga he might say he is strong but he’s not he’s going to try to wrestle if he’s on u get him off then slap the shit out of him then he might say I got asthma or ni gga
Oh shit it’s 4’10 chimp Cameron
by Black anime nigga December 19, 2019
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beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020
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crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.
"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
by flaccid grass September 25, 2021
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