Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.

Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red

by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010

Chimp

A rare mixture of someone who is both a Chad and a Simp.

Person A: "He has the aura of a Chad, but he acts like such a simp"
Person B: "So...he's a chimp?"

by Sad Crab November 28, 2020

Pimp Chimping

A combination of just chilling and giving no fucks whatsoever

How are you? “I’m pimp chimping”

by Pimp chimping November 30, 2022

wrinkly chimp

old people friendly insult Fun way to make fun of your grandparents

"Grandpa, get off the coach you wrinkly chimp!"

by Ant_riot May 31, 2018

Chimp

George Walker Bush

The chimp done fucked up!!!

by Madhouse Mike April 29, 2025

rip a chimp

80’s code word, mostly used by rock musicians on tour buses, for taking a shit.

Similar to “taking the kids to the water park.” “Slicing a loaf” “taking a dump” “the Browns made it to the Super Bowl”

“Give me a minute while I go rip a chimp.”

by Pulvie March 29, 2019