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chia cunt

by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003
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chia

(noun) A girl with lots of frizzy hair.
SBAC - Stop bein' a chia!
by Edy Hair Ball April 20, 2007
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chadass

A person usally named chad who works at a car dealership as a lot man. This person usally has a round shape. Another word for Fat Ass.
Yo! Wheres Chadass as at? Is he late again?
by Dealershippeoples April 2, 2007
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Chadai

A short person who has funky colored hair and multiple piercings. She is spunky and afraid of the chicken and ho-down dance!
Hey, there's that Chadai girl!
by Chadanglish March 25, 2010
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L Chiam

Literally means "To Life!" as a toast at a celebration or to say congratulations.
Raise your glass and toast L Chiam! for the happy couple.
by JohnnyRay February 15, 2015
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chia ding

An imperfection in the surface of a rental car that the rental agency says is too small to worry about, which later becomes an imperfection that you are responsible for because the imperfection has magically grown since the car left the lot.
The scam du jour with the (car rental) near me involved being charged for a pre-existing scratch. When I mentioned it when I picked up the car, they said it wasn't large enough to warrant notation. Fair enough.

Miraculously, however, when I returned it, the same exact ding (which didn't grow, it wasn't a Chia ding) now warranted a claim to be filed against me. Every time I challenged the guy on it, he pulled out this inane little plastic device and held it up to the ding. In a rare moment of losing my cool I grabbed his stupid "my first ruler" device and held it up to the dude's head and told him he qualified as a certified ding-dong and then I snapped it in half.
by ConciergeMike August 1, 2008
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Chia Chit

Wicked bowel movements resulting from accidently eating some Chia Pet seed goo.
Dale: I Just completed a Chia pet. Now I have a chia hand, chia sink, chia drain, chia tile, chia, chia, chia. Im in CHIA HELL! Oh damn, I think I ate some.

Roger: Dude, you're going get the Chia Chits!
by Ladenice April 14, 2010
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