mini cheese pizza

a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It also gives you enough energy to ignore your responsibilities for the rest of the day.

"Dude, why are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?"

"Man, I ate a mini cheese pizza"

"oooooooooh"

by Shannon Simonsen June 27, 2008

mouth cheese

White build up at the side of your mouth when talking for to long

"omg dude, chris has loads of bad mouth cheese hangin off his lips last night"

by mr b allbags October 9, 2008

Eat Cheese On

To snitch on

"You better watch Sally, she'll take your weed and then eat cheese on you."

by erich May 31, 2013

Demogorgonzola cheese

Cheese shaped like the mythical monster Demogorgon

Mike: That didn't come from the Munster. No, that That came from something else. The Demogorgonzola cheese!

by fattyramen27 October 30, 2016

Can Cheese

Popular Canadian mid-winter dessert. Crusty cheese sitting on a meat platter left out from a party that ended hours earlier is melted over a tiny coke can using an electric space heater from Crappy tire , typically in a basement.

Brian : Hey man the Can Cheese is ready.

Jer: what the hell are you doing!

by Jerman900 March 2, 2017

Crack Cheese

A stank ass booty hole.

I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.

Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Cottage cheese chuggers

Unsightly breasts on an ugly person

The cottage cheese chuggers were so repulsive on that swamp donkey that I would rather be breast fed by my own grandmother

by Pauloscouser September 13, 2018