Carlos

Is a short, single Portuguese intellectual with a beard...his mission in life is to mingle with Drs. This extremely charismatic man will seduce as many vulnerable females as he can...do be careful as Carlos will rip out your heart and soul!

Charismatic
Amicable
Rat
Lambe cus
Oracle
Seducer

Stay away from him, he's a real Carlos!

by DoutoraMulaRussa August 07, 2011

Carlos

Carlos is someone who is super smart and nice. A Carlos makes a great friend because they are kind and just AWESOME SAUCE. They are also super clumsy and can break their ankle by walking on a flat floor. They don't have to be guys, they can be girls too.

Carlos is so nice! Am I that nice? Nope, impossible.

by Cael-Knight May 13, 2015

Carlos

a stupid beaner(s) who likes to fuck dogs and eat other peoples shoes.

she took the fucking Carlos

by slipperywalrustitties October 03, 2018

Carlos

Beaner or is illegal. He play Online games at school. Always wears jackets or hoodies.

thats carlos

by HEEHEETEEHEE March 08, 2019

Carlos

An ugly rude annoying boy. They always tell you to kill yourself and are kind to everyone else around them but you. Can act stupid and lost most of the time. btw uwu

Ew, there goes carlos.

by canyougivesomecarmex May 01, 2019

Carlos

A Mexican who lost his car.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

#DadJokes #CopyPaste #WhatIsMyLife. I cri for Carlos, he must be really down.

by The Rage Quitter September 29, 2017

Carlos

A walking meme, a nerd, le red sweater, doesn’t wear uniform, outspoken, looks like a wisdom tooth, has no shame, a dumbass, thic, looks like a bootleg Rick astley, looks like Humpty Dumpty, a hoe, retarded, gives attitude to everyone, his violin hates him, teachers hate him, school nerd, big brain, a Harry Potter nerd,

-7B

Carlos you are restarted

by That_One_Nerd11 December 11, 2019