Capology

A performative non-apology dressed as an apology

Example 1:

Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”

The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”

Example 2:

A YouTuber: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”

The same youtuber, a month later: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”

Their viewers: “These capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.”

by MotherofMangos January 31, 2021

Capswh0re

Being a whore for Captain America. That’s it.

Chrissy: You’re such a capswh0re

Scarlett: heh, I guess you’re right bestie

by Capswh0re April 25, 2021

Capology

When someone caps (lies) so much that they have a PhD in capology or capological studies.

Yo did you hear? The mech eng kid capped yet again, he said polog > ksi.... he must have graduated at the top of his class from MidMaster in capology with a focus on capological ergonomics fr fr

by Jhit Slime July 18, 2021

Capo

Capo short for Capone

Is title given to criminally underrated hustler who make money while everyone else is sleeping
How the money is used and where it goes nobody will ever know

Hilton is worthy of the name Capo

by A lost Solidarity October 20, 2021

Capobranco

capobranco they paguri. Ex best page on instagram.

you are a capobranco for say you are a frocio, do you know?

by Capobrancor October 20, 2021

capobastone

the pioneer of griefing in Italy in the old days
in the modern days it's just an asshole who does lives every day

person 1: hey, do you know capobastone
person 2: I haven't heard his name in years

by MichaelMilkMan November 20, 2021

Capontes

Capontes is a peace and love person, just chilling and smoking a pot of weed

Capontes is a rasta man

by Jelson’s November 21, 2021