gray matter canidate

A person that you would like to beat until their gray matter is on the sidewalk.

The most beatiful woman decided that her husband's girlfriend would make the perfect gray matter canidate, so the most beautiful woman kicked her ass in the church parking lot.

by thirdtimesacharm September 9, 2010

Caning

What your old man would used to do to you whenever you were misbehaving.

Me, when I was 8 years old: *reaches for a lighter*

Pa: Boy, if I see you play with that lighter yer gonna get a good caning later

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 2, 2020

candy caning

the act of driving around during the Christmas season and stealing plastic candy canes from peoples' yards

"Dude I'm so tired. I was out all last night candy caning with friends. My trunk is full."

by chottpocket December 23, 2011

Caimyn

A boy with a crusty ass vagina thinks he’s hot but he’s not. Tries to get nudes from every girl brags about how big is dick is even though he doesn’t have one

Caimyn has a crusty vagina and likes playing with his dad

by Caimyns hater April 14, 2019

cadimillac

Cadillac, Caddy, vehicle made by GM.

Yo peep dat cadimillac!

by Banks February 16, 2005

Caimbrie

A fat blonde girl who loves Asian boys and k-pop. She probably has a YouTube channel and is very self-centered. She can be a bitch too

Ugh, that Caimbrie!!

by Asshole._.666 May 15, 2018

Candy Caning

the act in which you break your penis to make a candy cane shape for sexual desires. This can be done multiple ways, By your significant other, with your own hands or by your dog.

1.Last night me and my babe had so much fun, we even started candy caning.
2. i was so horny last night i started to candy cane my self.
3.Today i will try and candy cane with my dog!

by Pauley(notpauley) June 10, 2016