Caronavirus

Caronavirus is a virus that causes people to buy mass bundles of toilet paper

“Did you hear the caronavirus is comin?” “Oh no, really?” “ Yeah! Make sure you stock up on toilet paper!”

by Yupitsme March 26, 2020

Cowonavirus

A disease similar to the corona virus, but way worse. Basically makes you speak with “owo” or “uwu”

Guy 1: Hey what’s up Jim!
Jim:Hewwo! How awe youw dowing?
Guy 1: Jim why are you speaking like that
Jim:I have the cowonavirus UwU
Guy 1: oh god oh fuck

by A-Christian-That-Isnt-Religous March 12, 2020

coronavirusaur

A dinosaur that survived the meteor, but then later caught COVID-19.

Wear a mask before you end up like the coronavirusaur.

by apapapapapapapap September 25, 2020

Coronavirii

The plural of coronavirus, instead of coronaviruses.

Teacher: I'll be testing your knowledge on coronavirii today!

by covid-19vocabulary March 22, 2020

Corona Virus

Corona virus is the shit that shuts down the U.S. and has the balls to cancel senior year.

Chinese person: Ima eat this bat
*gets Corona Virus*
U.S. and all the other countries: Well f*ck

by Attherealyeetus April 18, 2020

Corona-Virus

A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?

Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.

Government: MWAHAHAHAHA

by 🅱️ig 🅱️oy 69 May 5, 2020

Culonavirus

A virus that makes your booty bigger. If you get it, you will turn culón or culona, (Spanish for big fat ass man or big fat ass woman).

Oooh she won't fit in them jeans. She got the culonavirus.

by NeferTito May 18, 2020