Burnt Twinkie

A bleach blonde, fake tan white basic bitch. usually seen dressed very slutty/basic

Did you see that burnt twinkie that walked by?
No? Where? What did she look like?
Oh she’s dressed super slutty and has terrible bleached hair and a fake ass tan.

by Goldilocks7121 September 28, 2021

burnt unicorn

Burnt unicorn is the smell of your fart when you've been holding it in all day. You've been at school or work all day and you can't fart. You get off the bus and walk to your house and as soon as you get inside you let it rip and all you smell is burnt unicorn.

"Holy crap that fart sure smelled like burnt unicorn"

by Lary Mirmingham November 22, 2016

Burnt Bubblegum

A term used to describe a black womans vagina.

Friend 1: You shold totally have sex with Neveah dude!
Friend 2: Yeah bro
Me: I don't know im not really down to chew the burnt bubblegum

by Kaunos February 24, 2017

Burnt hotpocket

the action of shitting in someone else's asshole and lighting the shit on fire

"bro my ass hurts" "what happened bro" "my mom made a burnt hotpocket out of me" "duck dude that shit crazy"

by ButtASSNAKEDWITHSUACEONMYDICK April 10, 2021

Burnt Hamburgers

A person from the wrong state with a vagina that looks similar it a McDonalds hamburger that has been left cooking for a little to long

Yuck your hoes have some mad Burnt Hamburgers

by 7263783628 June 03, 2018

burnt crab

The act of having sex whilst on a beach with sand so hot it scalds the skin afterwards.

That female was asking for it on the beach. I told her don't blame me for the burnt crab at dinner.

by Shina Kusashi March 11, 2011

Burnt Stupid

An adult beverage made thusly:

Ingredients:
Box of wine
sugar cone
151 rum

Directions:
Heat box of wine.
Place grilling grate on top of pot, and place sugar cone on it.
Pour 151 rum over the sugar and light on fire.

Drink warm.

It smells like.... Burnt Stupid!!!!

by The Original Dave August 11, 2008