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gobble buffer

A term referring a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
by LX111101 November 23, 2023
mugGet the gobble buffermug.

Comfort Buffer

A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.
Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.
by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023
mugGet the Comfort Buffermug.

gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
by LX111101 November 23, 2023
mugGet the gobble buffermug.

buffer sleep

When you're asleep, and people keep waking you up.
Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."
by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 14, 2016
mugGet the buffer sleepmug.

Buffering

When to people like each other and are talking but have not made it official.
The two of them are buffering.

Yeah they’re totally buffering.
by Kane doe April 17, 2019
mugGet the Bufferingmug.

Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.
Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.
by Joquandra April 7, 2011
mugGet the Television Bufferingmug.

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
mugGet the butt buffer-zonemug.

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