Brown Literature 

- The small collection of books kept exclusively for reading on the can. (can also include magazines, newspapers and catalogues)
- The process of being so involved in a book that when you really do need to go... said book comes with you and henceforth becomes brown literature.

X:"Goddamn that was one long Sh*t I could have read the bible in there"
Y:"Sounds like you need some brown literature in there dude"

Brown Literature by v//v September 5, 2009

Brown Spaghetti 

Some Tapeworms may pass through to the stool and exit the body. If this happens while sodomizing, Brown Spaghetti is the act of your partner picking out the worm as it makes its way to freedom and then ingests it into his/her own body through the mouth as an act of true love.

Jason: 'Me and my wife are so in love, She isn't even bothered knowing that i have Tapeworms. In fact, She did Brown Spaghetti last night.'

Kimberly: 'You know that freak Craig actually did a Brown Spaghetti last night'
Jermaine: 'Yo Dawg, that's true love right there.'

Brown Spaghetti by BallstothewallTWO April 16, 2010

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer 

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer by theinstigator September 16, 2016

Conor Brown 

Biggest rehab victim in Embra. Smokes 100 snouts a day and batters most Dalmeny boys.

YMD: Fuck, here comes Conor brown
YMK: Hide in the bushes I can’t breathe cos of aw the fags

Conor Brown by The Babber February 26, 2019

Hobie Brown 

A hot, british,funny,smart punk guy who is boyfriend material. Hobie Brown is a REAL NIGGA and would NEVER betray the homies. He's a anarchist and has an amazing sense of humour to match his fineeeee looks, total 10/10 baba gurl.

I wish Hobie Brown was my man

Hobie Brown by Ilovefictionalcharacters69 July 23, 2023

Pants stay brown 

What Jan from PokemonChallenges says (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) before or during a Pokemon battle to indicate that he is not "wiping" (wiping means losing the battle during a nuzlocke and having to restart)

In Champion Steven's room during Attempt 151 of Emerald Kaizo with three Pokemon
Jan: Pants stay brown boys.

Pants stay brown by Tritonist July 18, 2021

Tragic Bronson

Tragic Bonson is a play on the name and player Earving "Magic" Johnson who is a famous basketball player and one of the greatest Point Guards of the Lakers back when they were a good team. A Tragic Bronson means a basketball player in the NBA is so bad at the game they can barely dribble the ball. It usually happens when a player has a fastbreak chance but is in shock of the current circumstance.

Tragic Bronson Alert! I repeat, Tragic Bronson Alert!

Tragic Bronson by xrazbry May 1, 2018