brotesque

Anything related to the actions, music, or bad choice of clothing/hair of bro's

metal bob: whoa! look at those guys, theyre all dressed the same.

metal dave: that is so fucking brotesque! fucking bro-bots

by Cody Spagrud May 25, 2007

wine braces

When your teeth and lips are stained from drinking red wine. Upon smiling it appears you are wearing braces made from wine. This happens typically after consuming enough wine to no longer be concerned how the teeth/lips look.

Uh, Erik I see you finished off that bottle of Cabernet, looks like you have have your wine braces on tonight. You might want to find some mouthwash if you don't want to go home alone.

by kbewild71 October 8, 2008

Broses

(Bro- Roses) Roses given to the male gender in an effort to be kind, but are often looked down upon.

Dude who got flowers for your mom?

Nah dude those are my Broses. Livvi got them for me when I was having a bad day.

Ah I'm sorry about the flowers and your masculinity bro!

by Infected Crayons June 4, 2011

Sprayed Braces

After undergoing a Bloody Hairy, one partner is forced to bend their head down to their crotch and attempt to undue the knots with their teeth. In the process, their partner climaxes, and leaves them with pubes stuck in their teeth and a mouthful of semen or vaginal juice.

This picture of McKinsey is disguisting. Look at the pubes in her teeth, she obviously just got Sprayed Braces.

by BairyHalls April 4, 2011

brosesh

a bro sesh is a session when only males are seshing that area. a bro sesh can be all frinds seshing an area, or a bro sesh can be brothers hanging out, and seshing that area. you can call people a brosesh also.

yo brosesh u brosesh that was quite a brosesh last time.
ther were so many bro seshers there

by glenifer April 2, 2007

Brocephus

A total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. He is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.

When getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can't reach his face because of his huge biceps.

*Receptionist - "Who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?"
*Stylist- "Oh, that's just Brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut."

by Ibozeek January 4, 2015

Brocean

Water based location where good friends gather.

We are going to stone cold some stones at the Brocean.

by JayFoxWeinerPizzNhoes October 22, 2012