Bologna Stick

Your average person of caucasian decent that stinks of bologna.

Person 1: Hey man, so whats up with the party tonight?

Person 2: Not much, just having some fine ass ladies comin by.

*Bologna Stick walks by*

Person 1: Aww god damn it. Now I have to go home and shower so those fine ass ladies don't think I'm a stinky Bologna Stick.

by Ryondo July 1, 2011

Bologna Roulette

A situation when an individual risks their health and welfare in hopes of quell hunger pangs with bologna that has expired. This instance can be used for other food items other than bologna (i.e. tuna fish, roast beef, chicken, etc.)

1. Steve: Damn, Cory's been in the bathroom a long time, is he going to be ok? Brian: Nah son, Cory just lost in a game of bologna roulette.

2. Pat, after being unemployed for nearly 5 weeks, decided to play some bologna roulette.

by ThatsFliptacular July 25, 2011

Bologna Slap

When you physically assault a piece of bologna with a Punch or Slap

Tom: I just beat that bologna
Me: You Bologna Slapper

by Urban Buttcrack February 10, 2015

bolosh

the little strands of carpet

These boloshes are very itchy

by goneanddone October 11, 2016

Bologne lick

When a person licks a girls vagina

Woah dude... He just gave her a nice bologne lick

by Urbanstreets653 August 1, 2016

bologna washer

A name for a person who constantly sucks dicks for money without her husband's permission.

Guy 1: I can't believe Arianna across the street is being picked up by different guys while her husband is at work!
Guy 2: I can believe it, she is a bologna washer.

by Nf8808 May 11, 2017

Bologna sandwich

Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate

I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich

by Eveunder August 31, 2018