Bludgeon Face

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.

Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

Budget

Someone you wish to budge off the road due to their driving inadequacies.

"Move out of my way budget!"
"Wow, this budget just cut me off. Typical."

by Christmas Tree Cake November 4, 2023

budget mode

A term used for a game show with a lot of Whammys, where many contestants are losing for a certain time, or otherwise have not enough money to give away.

James Holzhauer wins a lot in Jeopardy! that Wheel of Fortune is in budget mode.

by thegoodguy3221 January 18, 2024

Budget Queen

When someone goes beyond saving money and secures the deal of the century

Oh my god, did you see after they went clubbing they got a free meal using three discount codes?! What a budget queen

by lol bants November 20, 2023

Blidget

A black midget

Person 1 “Oh look that’s a rare sighting of a Blidget”
Person 2 “What’s a Blidget?”

Person 1 “A black midget of course”

Person 2 “Damn that Blidget kinda cute tho on god”

by Blidgetsports69 March 19, 2024

Bludgeon

An erection so hard that it hurts

I have a god damn bludgeon

by Zaksheeran98 May 3, 2024

Budget

No. You want me to not get paid so you can continue to pretend you are not my inferior. You thought this was a stupid ✌️✊️✌️cope✌️✊️✌️ and it was literally the thing I said it was.

Hym "And now I'm the creator of AI and you're still just a YouTube bitch. Just like your retard mentor. Well, not JUST like your mentor but... You know, it might be better for everyone if you were more like him. I don't need a budget."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025