blooming onion

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.

person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.

by busa quikie August 12, 2024

BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online

He's blooming

by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025

Blooming idiot

The opposite of a budding genius, an idiot who thinks he/she is very smart.

Some politicians were remembered as a budding genius, others as a blooming idiot.

by Info2go April 4, 2025

bloomington bastard

a word of a stupid man (from bloomington) who acts weird and disrespectful and makes you wonder who carried this thing for 9 months?

that dude is such a bloomington bastard

by Chelsea68489 July 23, 2025

Blooming onion

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion

Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion

by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025

flowers are blooming in Antarctica

Dogwhistle for "eat the rich".
The melting of Antarctic glaciers is resulting in flowers blooming on the continent. This is being contributed to by the rich class. The phrase basically means "our planet is dying".

Good morning, did you hear flowers are blooming in Antarctica?

by bissynessman January 17, 2024

Flowers are blooming in Antarctica

Left-Wing phrase created to promote awareness for climate change

Person 1: Do you believe in climate change?
Person 2: Flowers are blooming in Antarctica bud.

by Λεοναρδ February 11, 2024