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Blonde-dysmorphia

When you have blonde hair but still think you are a brunette. Forever thinking you are not blonde enough.
I just had my highlights done but my

blonde-dysmorphia thinks I'm still dark.
by Rhenium after dark March 31, 2023
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blondecest

when two blond people date and they just look so alike that they seem like they are related.
debbie: omg did you see? kylie and luke just started dating..

jessica: ewwww that seems like total blondecest... yuck

debbie: i mean they are stepsiblings
by borntouwu April 12, 2023
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basic white blonde bitch

Hey look, it’s that basic white blonde bitch, olivia!”
by Randomer1667 February 19, 2022
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Stupid blonde

The "stupid blonde" cliché is a popular, yet scientifically ludicrous myth without any substantial evidence to support itself at all. This belief, supposedly originated in America, states that the hair colour of an individual, in this case blonde, is somehow connected to his/her intellectual capacity, thus arriving to a preposterous conclusion; that is, a "non sequitur" logical fallacy. This subsequently renders the whole argument absurd and demonstrates its invalidity.
Blonde-haired individuals like Georgia Brown, for instance, have been reported to have a genius-level intelligence at a very young age.

Countries with a proportionally significant blonde-haired population, such as for example Finland, are regularly cited as having the smartest students in the world.

Blondes are also sometimes hailed as heroes or heroines. On 26 August, 2007, the British newspaper "Daily Mail" reported the story of a blonde seven-year-old girl who had bravely saved her friend from drowning; and as if all this was not enough, it was later discovered that she, amazingly, had only just learnt to swim. What a "stupid blonde", huh?
by Philaletheian December 25, 2008
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blogellectual

n. Blogger intellectuals or intellectual bloggers.

adj. Some thesis that sounds intellectual, but emanated from blogs and do not have any research background to support that.
That blogellectual argument doesn't hold any water.
by Syeed A February 18, 2010
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Blonde Solution

A opinion to solve a problem given by a blonde woman. Though should never be taken in consideration.
Sarah the young blonde said. '' umm for like that global warming thing we should put air conditioners on the north pole... yeah that would like help. ''

Me: Sarah just shut up with your blonde solution. Go tan dumb bimbo.
by --MANDINGO-- June 22, 2011
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Blogerty

An awkward seminal situation. Perfect for describing that awkward moment when you spunk on your t-shirt.
Man A: ''I had a wank at that wedding in the toilets and managed to spunk on my shirt, I couldn't believe it!''

Man B: ''Ooo Mate was it Blogerty?!''
Man A: ''It certainly was!''
by Malecomejones January 23, 2012
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