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by ¥DONG¥ Killer! April 5, 2005
Get the Bliss mug.A phrase often uttered by the female persuasion of the mind. Similar to clichés such as “Everything happens for a reason” and “Red rover, red rover. Send Jimmy on over.”. It is often elaborated on in order to describe a distasteful situation in an enlightening manner. As though such a thing were possible.
Examples
Judy - “I was defiled as a young woman and my father believed the boy’s account of the situation over mine. My grandpa went on to say I was just behaving like a stupid whore to other family members and the community at large. I still associate with my family members and will side with them above any outside influence because Ignorance is Bliss.”
Bill - “Judy would never admit to this because she is in an extreme state of self denial and/or Ignorance is Bliss.”
Stephen - “Bill slept with Judy while we were still together and no one has given an honest account of events. Turns out in my case, Ignorance is bliss. Save for the child.”
Child - “Please shoot yourselves in the head and spare my daddy and the following generations to come, who do not operate under moronic idioms such as Ignorance is Bliss.”
Judge - “If Ignorance is Bliss then there would be legal precedent to abolish the family court system. Can I get a ‘Ya!’ up in this biznitch?!”
Judy - “I was defiled as a young woman and my father believed the boy’s account of the situation over mine. My grandpa went on to say I was just behaving like a stupid whore to other family members and the community at large. I still associate with my family members and will side with them above any outside influence because Ignorance is Bliss.”
Bill - “Judy would never admit to this because she is in an extreme state of self denial and/or Ignorance is Bliss.”
Stephen - “Bill slept with Judy while we were still together and no one has given an honest account of events. Turns out in my case, Ignorance is bliss. Save for the child.”
Child - “Please shoot yourselves in the head and spare my daddy and the following generations to come, who do not operate under moronic idioms such as Ignorance is Bliss.”
Judge - “If Ignorance is Bliss then there would be legal precedent to abolish the family court system. Can I get a ‘Ya!’ up in this biznitch?!”
by someonesafan80 April 23, 2011
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A province in Palestina occupied land.
very ancient and beautiful quite place.
A girl's name,
1). usually quite and down to earth girls
2). innocent looking pretty girl who everybody falls in love with her
3). shy but sometimes get really excited and loud
4). the best friend you can ever find
very ancient and beautiful quite place.
A girl's name,
1). usually quite and down to earth girls
2). innocent looking pretty girl who everybody falls in love with her
3). shy but sometimes get really excited and loud
4). the best friend you can ever find
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Get the Post coital bliss mug.A "Blish" is simply a bloody shit. Not pooping pure dark red blood, but rather when you just have small trace amounts of light red blood in your stool. Either from hemorrhoids or small cuts on your asshole. Perfectly normal.
Good friend: "How was the blish?"
Me: "It was extra painful. Thank you"
"I don't flush my blish so people after me know there was a badass mother fucker just in there"
Me: "It was extra painful. Thank you"
"I don't flush my blish so people after me know there was a badass mother fucker just in there"
by PoopyBeeHole November 30, 2017
Get the Blish mug.Miranda arranged to meet Greg at riverfire and then she decided to Bliss-out and ditch Greg. Leaving him standing alone and confused for the duration of the riverfire.
by MattBreasts September 16, 2006
Get the Bliss-out mug.1.that feeling in your belly button that grows and grows until it consumes you
2.its sums are never equal to it's part
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2.its sums are never equal to it's part
3. an event in NoHo mass
4.psycadelic crib toys for catatonic adults
by aeztek December 29, 2004
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