Blokette

Female version of a bloke

Hello blokes and blokettes

by Epicamongusimposter September 26, 2021

Broke Dick Dog

A very bad situation that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. Or in this case the lowliest creature on earth. A broke-dick dog.

Dutch: Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole. Aerial says we are cut off.

Billy: The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a Broke Dick Dog.

by Marine0311 November 9, 2011

bloke

You stupid americans are all wrong. Bloke is simply a British slang term for 'man/guy', with perhaps slight connotations of masculinity, and used only in an informal setting. Unlike 'guy' it is not normally used vocatively, as in 'hey you blokes'.

'I met this bloke in town who told me to stop wasting my time on the internet...'

by zimo August 15, 2004

Broke the Internet

An overly exaggerated way of saying 'you've done well' - as if to say that the internet is the most valuable thing ever. Used by the same types that say 'bro' - and 'literally' too much

like, duuuude.... you broke the internet with that prank...'

by tom healey August 29, 2016

Broke as joke

When a person has so little money that it is funny and humorous, as they cannot afford to buy anything.

Person 1: Hey bro, you buying yo mum that necklace for Christmas?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.

by JustABastard January 12, 2017

broke as hell

(adj): to be broke, in the figurative language, to the equivalent of the extremes of hell.

Tony is unable to pay rent for he is broke as hell.

by Swagdaddy68+1 June 18, 2016

brokeboy

he who has no bands

he can’t pay his child support because he’s a brokeboy!

by moneyfirst1397 May 29, 2019