baboon ass

Sonbodys face because they are ugly.

What are you gonna do for a face when that baboon wants his ass back?

by Paul April 9, 2004

Baboon

A 'baboon' is the equivilent of a rim job.

Oh man. She gave me such a hot baboon last night that it was a rusty trombone!

by Muff butt January 11, 2009

baboom

a "player" in every respect! often found playing (or attempting too) games such as TFC. Know phrases to look for :

Nipple
FFS
TURD
TART
etc...

Can be easily spotted by the large GINGER hairdo

Often found in the local transvestite bar (Nottingham)

Gender = Female

Baboom you suck FO! dick

by USB February 10, 2003

Babooning

Similar to Dogging but takes place on the hood of the car instead of inside. Sometimes in the heat of excitement one of the "babooners" may rip off a windscreen wiper.

I'm so sorry about the mess to the front of the royal limo Your Majesty. I was on the way to drop Camilla at her home when she requested we stop in Green Park for a quick spot of Babooning. One thing lead to another and before I knew it she had one hand up my arse and the windscreen wiper in the other.

by Vleis July 6, 2011

obese baboon

A real hefty fat fuck.

His gut was heavier than a obese baboon.

by Rim Rider April 23, 2014

The Big Baboof

A slightly less than catastrophic event set into motion to do someone wrong.

Just when he thought it could'nt get any worse, that they had hit the lowest of the lows, then fate dealt the big baboof, and then their future was sealed

by Michael Glenn Baker April 14, 2008

naughty baboon

the man dick slaps the womans ass until her ass turns a reddish hue, then the woman proceeds by trying her aim at throwing shit towards the mans belongings.

"hey, did you spill some chocolate?". "no, me and this one girl did a naughty baboon and she got shit all over my car keys."

by GBTAN October 19, 2008