Otto Von Bismark

What you text someone when you're high and/or drunk.
A phrase used to notify someone that you are currently in the state of being high and/or drunk.

Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Otto Von Bismark!
Person 1: Dude, I'm so jealous!

by jofiish July 11, 2009

Bisma

A type of spicy biryani, normally has goat meat in it.

Dude 1: What should I get from pakwan today man?
Dude 2: You should try the Bisma, it's hella adventurous and cheap too

by Aybruh June 2, 2015

biased left wing media

What a neo-conservative republican usually thinks and says about the mainstream US Media when he/she watches too much FOX News.

FOX News is the only fair & balanced news channel, the rest are all just biased left wing media!

by mailer_diablo November 6, 2004

bilasmic

twice as lasm as the average lasmer

bilasmic - somebody with 2 myspace accounts

by ColeSlaW September 25, 2007

BIASOTTI

Like and italian dish, delicious and fulfilling

"This Biasotti is delicious! I am stuffed!"

by CindyandMike April 5, 2008

Bias

Referring to the actual definition of "bias", meaning 'leaning in favor of something during a dispute'. The true definition of bias is when you encounter a MiG-15bis when playing in a 6.7 br War Thunder Air RB. The origin of the bias comes from pure Stalinium, which many Rosskie airplanes and tanks are made of. Stalinium infuriated the Germans during WWII, and they called it "bias". Beware of Russian bias, and the occasional hotdog-launching F-86s during Air RB.

Tiger II Commander: Emil! Load ze cannon! I see IS-2!
Loader: Ja!
Tiger II Commander: And.... Fire!
*Bounces off right side of turret*
IS-2 Commander: lol Stalinium 2 stronk 4 u.
*IS-2 puts 122mm hole in Tiger II front mantlet*
Tiger II Driver: Damn you Russian bias!
*Explosion*
IS-2 Gunner: Da ))).

by ActualTman July 3, 2017

blasmeanus

sensation caused by three loads of ejaculation at once

was it good ,did you get a blasmeanus

by jimmie the junkie May 6, 2018