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Bejita

Bejita is the Japanese term for Vegito, a character in the anime “Dragon ball Z
Bejita (Vegito) is my favorite Dragon Ball character!
by Gauaua November 13, 2018
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Beitman

1. One of the ultimate disses indicating that the other person is some sort of degenerate.

2. However, it's meaning does not always have to mean degenerate - being a 'beitman' can also indicate that one is an extremely excessive video gamer.

3. Furthermore, a 'beitman' is one with a bowl cut.

'Beitman' is frequently capitalized, even in the middle of a sentence, though the street does not have any definitive rule on this.
1. Why are you humping that man? You are being such a beitman!

2. Dude, it's been three straight days now. You've been logged into counterstrike for over seventy hours. Go outside and stop being such a beitman.

3. Dude, what the fuck is up with your hair! Did they cut you with a bowl on your head for $1.75? That has to be the most beitman haircut I have ever seen...EVER!
by Sam Green May 8, 2006
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beritan

Yellow and very ugly finger nails! She is very yellow.
Omg.., that girl is so Beritan (yellow)!
by Lililikk December 29, 2016
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bewiffle

A form of screwing yourself, usually by useing one's hand.
I bewiffle every night to porn.
by Dan Kontt February 26, 2008
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bezitted

describes an area of the body heavy covered with acne.
"Did you see that guy's face? He's pretty bezitted."
by Ben Zitted October 16, 2008
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bedit

Noticing an embedded object while browsing.
Yeah, I bedit and read it.
by Hercolena Oliver October 16, 2008
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Beswitch

1. To replace one word with another, it can be interpreted as many things, but it doesn't matter whether the beswitchee can tell what you're talking about. It can be used in any kind of sentence.

There are two things that define a beswitch

The new word must not make sense
The beswitch must be directed towards someone or something other than the speaker

2. Also can be an excuse for an error or deformity in someone's work, speech, action or existence (the correct way is switching places with the incorrect way) or


A beswitch can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, subject or anything else you can think of
basically ad/mad libbing

A beswitch does not have to be only one word, it can range from one letter to an entire essay. But remember when typing or saying a beswitch, not to space any of the beswitches, unless it is only one word. You wouldn't want your friend's head NOT shattering when he listens to you talk.
1. Original sentence: Nate: Hey Josh, get your ass over here, quicklike!
Beswitched sentence: Nate: Hey John, get your Lion Playing Cards over here, moneywise!
Josh: What?
Nate: Shut up John.


Original: The word beswitch comes from the word bewitch, meaning to cast a spell over or entrance; you are are casting a spell over the listener with your fancy language
Beswitched: Shut up, maestro!

2. Art teacher: The majority of paints you used go outside the lines, the erase marks are clearly visible, and it is proportioned incorrectly
You: No, I beswitched it, those mistakes were on purpose, more indie that way. Isn't that how most art is?
Art teacher: A+


Bob: Joey is so ugly
Jimmy: Nope, he's been beswitched.


*If anything in this definition doesn't make sense or there is some other error, I meant to do that, I beswitched you.
by PsychoHoomf March 10, 2009
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