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I've been Romenesko'd 

When Jim Romenesko's news industry blog mentions your name or your newspaper's name with a link to your website.
"Wow, Jim Romenesko linked to my oped piece in the Times today, first time that ever happened! Can't wait to tell my friends that I've been Romenesko'd."

-- overheard in a newsroom in Manhattan, March 12, 2010
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olly olly cocks been free

a loud oration that is typically stated upon freeing ones cock from the fabric that contains it
While sitting at work, I yelled - olly olly cocks been free - from my cubicle....that - in turn - drew the attention of multiple co-workers, and, upon seeing their faces I shook my flacid fuck stick for all to see.....oh happy days!

done been had 

exactly what it sounds like, past tense, means the same as "i already had that". ghetto term of broken english.
"i done been had that shirt when i came up in the hizzy, yo"
done been had by bluereaper May 27, 2008

i have been drinking watermelon 

When a woman sucks a mans penis and gets sperm in her mouth is "I have been drinking watermelon"

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.
*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

TITLE HOPES HAVE BEEN CRUSHED 

When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.
The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.

I've been jingle jangled 

I've been jingle jangled replaces the words 'royally fucked' and bamboozled.
Oh sh*t, I've been jingle jangled