Beef & reef

The sexual act of blowing pot smoke into a persons vagina so that they queef out smoke.

“That girl soline is so nasty she let me beef & reef her”

by Surfandturf February 15, 2023

Porch Beef

1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.

2. Slang for Penis

3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.

Paris Hilton's underleg area reeks of porch beef.

by Foon J Cracker October 24, 2009

Beef Ramen

You and your partner are in the bathtub together; One person has diarrhea in the water and the other performs fellatio while drinking the water.

Hey dad, I’m hungry! Why don’t you eat a beef ramen. I can’t! You and mom had the last one.

by Mrcraycray July 10, 2019

Berta beef

A product from the fine ranchers in Alberta. Known to be better than both Japanese and Australian wagyu. Ideal cooking method is hotly contested.

Joint Boy: You better believe its Berta beef.

by darkwebz August 9, 2019

brown the beef

anal sex

"I got Angie drunk and she let me brown the beef last night"

by Mr Shitstone August 21, 2011

internet beef

internet beef is where one starts a fight online over the internet which cause's people to throw back stuipid comments at eachother knowing that they are small and can't fight for shit.

internet beef on face book

" OMG nick took me to the cinema what a boy! "
Jacky " haha he is a boner "

ray " fuck you Jacky i can smash your face in "
jacky not before i will smash your's in cunt "

ray " meet me at the park 1:00 pm a fight cunt "

the next day the fight dose not happen

by hamelt November 27, 2013

Cookin a beef

The act of grilling a hamburger. Or, the act of defecation.

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're grilling a burger, huh?

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're taking a shit, huh?

by MetalSlugx October 16, 2011