Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

Beat up torta by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

beat face 

When the make up applied to a person's face is so powerful and amazing that it makes them look truly stunning. 'Beat' can also be used to describe any variety of things, not just one's face. The term is popular among make up enthusiasts and the gay community.

1. Did you see Angela at her wedding? Her face was beat for a whole new year

2. I'm about to give you beat face, darling.

3. Tommy's outfit is beat. He's about to go party.

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beat face by itsjustrayheem December 23, 2010

beat my meat 

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

beat my meat by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

Beat me down easy 

A request asking someone to soften up their criticism.

"I heard you have a fetish for poop and feet"

"yo, beat me down easyyy"

Beat me down easy by MrLoveAlot September 26, 2008

Beat Cave 

A physical space enclosed by blankets and sheets used to house one's self during the act of masturbation.

Don't go into Johnson's room, he's in the beat cave.

Beat Cave by bmn20000 April 23, 2009

Beat Raped 

When a dancer anticipates the dropping of the beat at the usual time, only to be thrown off when it drops a beat or two later.

Jack was way ahead in the World Air Guitar championships, until he got Beat Raped halfway through.

Beat Raped by Seamus Fitzrobert August 26, 2009

beat the buffet

A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:

1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.

2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.

3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.

4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.

beat the buffet by thegrandmaster98 December 19, 2011