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Pube Beard

A beard made up of short, thin, usually curly hair. Resembles pubic hair. Typically grown by teenagers and men in their early 20s.
Did you see Steve's pube beard? It looks like pubes growing out of his face. He needs to shave that thing.
by TheGuyWhoisAwesome March 15, 2009
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beady eyes

Keenly watchful eyes, often with ill will.
"Don't you dare think about stealing my cookies!"
"Who me? Never!"
"I see your beady eyes..."
by therealdrag01 July 23, 2012
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by odin's beard

Used by Thor Odinson, God of Thunder.

Meanings:
What The F*ck
Holy.. Sh*t
Great Scott
Oh Wow
Great Movie
By Odin's Beard That was a great movie
*Swerves to miss a dear in the road* By Odin's Beard is everyone alright?
Great Sex
By Odin's Beard... BEST.. SEX..EVER...
by J.W.Kroy November 28, 2013
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hobo beard

A style-less style of beard. Comes as the result of not shaving, but is worn as a style after admired by the person. Most likely found on hobos also.
Yo man, did you see Mr. Czekaj's hobo beard? That guy needs a shave or two!
by The Buhjohnston February 20, 2005
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bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair
her pussy looked like a bearded clam
by j r lang January 13, 2008
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scrotum beard

A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.

Do you have a scrotum beard?
My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
by Poofy Minion June 14, 2016
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Bearding

An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.
Person: that guys so bearding

**guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy**
by 529advice June 12, 2014
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