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New Beanie

A common phrase to describe a new hat, typically knitted with a pom pom at the peak.
“Yo kyle i like that fucking new beanie
by drewdenney January 1, 2023
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Beanie hedgie

1. Commonly referred to as “Stella”, a beanie hedgie is 1 of 2 beans in a pod, of the Garrett Stella pos
Stop being such a beanie hedgie right now, I need you to be serious!
by U da oskenddil January 5, 2023
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beanie fc

Duski-"We should lowkey scout her to beanie fc"
HR-"Innit bwuv"
by beaniescouter July 3, 2023
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beany

beany, some may attribute this to your average beaner, but do not be fooled. it is quite literally, something that is beany. however, it's often used as a derogatory term for men with disabilities, specifically disabled gay men. beany was initially coined in 1837, by Sir Edward Clawfiggle Senior Calvin III, when he called a presumed witch. "you beany bastard, how hath you figgled with my miggle so factiously. I thus coin you, beany." Sir Edward Clawfiggle senior Calvin III has not yet taken legal action against the mainstream large-scale company, "beany babies". I do not understand why anyone would want to name a stuffed animal a beany baby, (disabled gay man baby) as that is highly misleading. however, whatever the case. the company has grown exponentially since the rise of babies being born, and apparently, the name was a statistically thought-out business decision. It could also just be a beany hat, something most beaners wear. as that is their coined trademark. however, I suggest using Beany instead of disabled gay man, as that may provide consequences on mainstream social media platforms. such as tik tok, instagram, and twitter. (now known as X, because Elon is strange.) Elon sounds a lot like elongated. I wonder if he is long.
"man those cherries are beany."
-chad
by snailsies August 4, 2023
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BEANIS

A guy that is humble, does not give a fuck.

See if he cares… he does not.
No social skills

Avoids eye contact.
That guy does not give a fuck, what a BEANIS.
by Deriam September 27, 2023
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slap slap slap beanis

Cha cha chicken clucking bitch who slapped off to her online crush, M1K33, then tried to buy love from him (200 bucks) and he dumped her.
Slap slap slap beanis is desperate for love online.
by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023
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Beanie

Boy 1: my beanie’s leng stilll
Boy 2:nah cause I’m not even gonna beg it she’s fit
by Izzieeden November 22, 2021
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