Band Bus Bathroom Code

AK B.B.B.C. & 3BC A strict ruling for any Band member SHOULD abide of use of the Buses bathroom facilities (mainly the transcon Greyhound type tour buses that are rented for such trips) during long band trips on the bus :I.E, A band member is allowed to "we" in the bus bathroom BUT NOT ALLOWED to take a dump(POOP)in the buses bathroom.

A member of the Band's prop crew broke the Band Bus Bathroom Code by taking a very smelly shit inside the buses' bathroom & was banished from that bus for the remainder of the trip.

by BruinKiller3469 April 2, 2009

bacorn

Garbage or crap. Something that you can't get rid of, but it's such a pain in the rear or eyesore.

1. Can you believe their dog took a bacorn in our yard?

2. There's junk everywhere. This place must have a bacorn in it.

by rontanner July 24, 2011

Bathrobe investor

Guy who gets up about 11 and settles on the patio overlooking the ocean, with his laptop, (in his terry-cloth robe). His 19-year-old assistant brings him a bloody Mary. He says "thanks" in a tone of benign abstraction while he scrolls through his portfolio.

I talked to my bathrobe investors and they had never heard of this guy so I figure he must be a fake.

by Buce October 1, 2005

Bathroom Buddy

1) Bathroom buddy can be a "thing" you bring to your bathroom to occupy your time while using the can.

2) A person that you only see when you go to the bathroom, meaning they go to the bathroom same time as you do when at work or at school.

3) A friend you bring along when you don't want to go into the bathroom alone.

1) "Every time I go to the bathroom, I bring my DS so that I can do something rather than read, while on the toilet."

2) A: "Great, Joel has to go to the bathroom. How much do you wanna bet that Adrian is going to be in there, too?"

B: "Well, that's not a fair bet, Adrian and Joel are practically bathroom buddies!"

3) A: "Hey, Adrian, can you tag along with me into the bathroom? I feel weird going into it alone in public."

B: "Uhh...So you need me as a bathroom buddy?"

A: "Yeah, if you don't mind."

by Soundoreo August 26, 2009

French Baton Twirler

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent

My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler

by BassSpike October 15, 2011

Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

Bathroom Stalling

Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.

"Dude I did some Bathroom Stalling because The gut next to me ripped a big one. I couldn't stand to look him in the eye."

by dumbwhiteguy July 23, 2015