menstru-bating

Self pleasuring yourself at that time of the month.

That noise? That's my roommate, her boyfriend is gone. She's super horny and on her period. She's probably menstru-bating in their.

by Daniard January 8, 2024

Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.

I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 7, 2025

Rage bating

Instead of getting pissed off by an intentionally inflammatory news story… you jerk off to it instead.

I am currently rage bating to the new 200 million dollar golden ballroom being constructed while food stamps are being denied. Instead of being pissed off I am getting off. Rage bating.

by Gboyzie November 9, 2025

Rage bating

Instead of getting pissed off by an intentionally inflammatory news story… you jerk off to it instead.

I am currently rage bating to the new 200 million dollar golden ballroom being constructed while food stamps are being denied. Instead of being pissed off I am getting off. Rage bating.

by Gboyzie November 9, 2025

mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.

Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.

by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013

Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.

I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.

by zh3ng January 25, 2017

amuse-a-bation

The act of self amusing yourself.

Lindsay had an amuse-a-bation session while driving to work. People think that she is crazy.

by shepsta May 30, 2018